September 2010
73 posts
Badump. Badump.
Just watched the pilot for Outsourced. Hilarious.
I’m talking to a 22 year old female virgin that has little to no idea what sex is right now.
Butterflies in my stomach, heart’s goin haywire, hands are shaking. I’m a mess.
Boo hoo! I can’t spell or write properly!! Why do people treat me like I’m stupid?
People are such idiots. They can’t spell for crap, much less construct a proper sentence, and then wonder why people won’t work with them.
Who’s pumped? I’m pumped!!
Hay time.
Everything is overrated except me.
I’m so tired of girls who only look good from a certain angle.
Just finished reading a biography on P.T. Barnum. Fascinating guy.
Quite a few people have been checking out my acting résumé recently. Good thing?
Filled with hope.
Smooth Jazz Chillout Lounge is one of the most laid back albums I’ve ever heard. Lovin’ it.
Gospel music? Oh god. (Pun totally intended.)
Still learning.
I love pineapple juice on a hot day. Heck, I like it on a cold day.
Three more days till my wifey’s here! I’m so excited!
Everytime I get on box.net, I’m always blown away by the new features they add. Amazing.
Vox is closing down… I should really export my content, but I think it’s best that I just let it go.
Mornin’ y’all. What’s on your Monday agenda?
I wanna tell her I love her.
That’s why they call me Slim Shady. I’m back. I’m back.
Gave up my seat to an old Chinese lady and all she did was dump all her bags on it, then stay standing.
Slowly learning to trust again.
I’m riding in my coworker’s car, sandwiched between two old women that won’t shut up.
Aw crap. Four Loratadine and two Ibuprofen. Great idea, Andy. Great idea.
I’m gonna go overdose on Loratadine. Goodnight y’all.
Time to Tabata, then hit the shower, then to bed, and then (hopefully) some special time with my wife.
There once was a time… during which the word ‘official’ actually meant something.
I had an adequate night.
I can’t think right now. Too much to do.
Who digs this?! http://ping.fm/t4Gdo
Why are people lazy?
Dammit. Flashbacks again. Bad memories piling up.
Everytime I see a picture of someone holding a camera, I have a brain fart. HOW’D THEY DO THAT IF THE CAMERA’S IN THE PICTURE?!
No joke— if it wasn’t for Hitler, we wouldn’t have Twinkies.
This is so CUTE!! http://ping.fm/Mganc
Screw being happy just the way you are. Fit/skinny/buff pride to the fullest yo.
I cracked up when I read this. Is that bad? http://ping.fm/2FUAA
I’m outta booze. Poop.
Hahahahahahahahahaha http://ping.fm/ELl5d
First sale of the day, got a $10 tip. Hollaaaaaaa.
Thinking about her, work, and her.
I’m so excited!
Tried a Tabata today. Awesome and intense! Billy, this is right up your alley!
Plotting.
When I grow up, I too wish to be bitter and Orwellian!
It’s 3:30AM and I have Borat’s voice saying “big plastic chests” stuck in my head.
People tell me I’m a good salesman, then walk out without buying anything. Go figure.